Thanks to the fab The Next Web for bringing a smile to my face this morning with this great audio file: http://www.ihatemornings.com/audio/5090-14-youre-no-one-if-youre-not-on-twitter.mp3

The songwriter’s website is here.

Lyrics:

You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter
And if you aren’t there already you’ve missed it
If you haven’t been bookmarked, retweeted and blogged
You might as well not have existed

In the old days it was all about achievements
Collecting all your trophies in a shrine
Then everybody came across the internet
And suddenly you had to be online